Tuesday, November 3, 2009



Yes Australia, your beloved Vegemite betrayed you with horrible American branding, and you should revolt against Kraft! And once they are torn from their throne, I can begin a systematic destruction of their factories, and steal their recipes for deciphering that ingredient that causes addiction to those nasty processed products while making you five times as fat as well!!

....too bad they were tamed by a change of name. unlocking the secrets to the addictiveness of their fatty and hiugh sugar goods would prove a delightful addition to waffles and cookies. Eat one, and you'll never stop. And while you're busy stuffing your oinker, I'll just destroy your building with giant exploding souffles. >:3

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

The reason you don't accept unwrapped goodies from strangers...

That would be me. With Halloween around the corner, what better time for me to emerge? While other villains suggest paltry tricks like stealing candy from children, why not turn the children into carriers? That's what a heat sealer and cleverly disguised treat bags are for. And everyone knows adults dip into their children's candy while they sleep...

Oh it's so wonderful to have a place for my exploits, and comrades to share my stories with. You can expect more deliciously sweet revenge on the corporate monster that's ruined everything for me. And turning their mindless drones shoveling their cardboard down their gullets against them will be just the start..

You'll see more soon, loves~
Fatal Phyllo♥