Tuesday, October 6, 2009

The reason you don't accept unwrapped goodies from strangers...

That would be me. With Halloween around the corner, what better time for me to emerge? While other villains suggest paltry tricks like stealing candy from children, why not turn the children into carriers? That's what a heat sealer and cleverly disguised treat bags are for. And everyone knows adults dip into their children's candy while they sleep...

Oh it's so wonderful to have a place for my exploits, and comrades to share my stories with. You can expect more deliciously sweet revenge on the corporate monster that's ruined everything for me. And turning their mindless drones shoveling their cardboard down their gullets against them will be just the start..

You'll see more soon, loves~
Fatal Phyllo♥


  1. Fatal Phyllo,

    Welcome to the blogs of Evil. There is no official grouping, or secret handshake involved.
    May all your Evil plans go unthwarted,
    -Lord Malignance

  2. Greetings Fatal Phyllo,

    Really, I need to keep a better watch on the terror network, it seems new villains are popping up all over the place!

    What ever you do, don't tamper with the peanut butter cups - they didn't do anything to hurt anyone!