That would be me. With Halloween around the corner, what better time for me to emerge? While other villains suggest paltry tricks like stealing candy from children, why not turn the children into carriers? That's what a heat sealer and cleverly disguised treat bags are for. And everyone knows adults dip into their children's candy while they sleep...
Oh it's so wonderful to have a place for my exploits, and comrades to share my stories with. You can expect more deliciously sweet revenge on the corporate monster that's ruined everything for me. And turning their mindless drones shoveling their cardboard down their gullets against them will be just the start..
You'll see more soon, loves~